Newcastle United vs Manchester United match banter.

Posted on January 4th, 2012 | 132 Comments |

Newcastle United v Machester United.
Magpies host Grumpy's wounded animals this evening.
Good evening Geordies and welcome to our latest match banter feature, which sees the Magpies hosting the team who have almost certainly been our fiercest foes in the Premiership down the years. I am of course referring to Manchester United.

This match will be all the more difficult for the Mags too as Manchester United will be allowed to field their twelfth man for this match. I am of course referring to referee Howard Webb, who will be on penalty awarding, sending off and extra, extra time awarding duties for the Red Devils this afternoon. The Manchester club will also come into this game as wounded animals though, having gone down to a shock 2-3 home defeat to Premiership bottom feeders, Blackburn Rovers.

If you would care to peruse some in depth background to the game, I would exhort you to check out UTD111’s excellent and extensive match preview for the game, which really is a jolly good read! May we also remind you that we will also be posting our usual match report, along with match highlights and post match interviews from the game when they become available.

Prediction competition.

May we also remind you that our second Prediction competition of this seasosn is now all ready to go. As in the last one, the first prize will be £100 olde English pounds, with a second prize of £50 and a third of £25. The competition is open to all registered members of the site, but if you aren’t registered, it is a VERY simple process which only takes a minute a or so to complete, so why not have a go? The winners of the last competiton were announced on this site just the other day, with no less than three NUFC bloggers sharing the top spot of a very tight competition with 137 points each. For more details, please check out the compatition pages themselves. There’s still well over a week before the first predictions have to be in, but if you simply can’t control yourself, you can start making your first predictions now if you want to!

Before I sign off I will give the usual reminders that I will also be posting the official teamsheets when they are available, and lastly, this game is being televised on Sky Sports in the UK, but if you have any good links to the game for those who might be overseas, then please feel free to post them in the comments below.

Howay the lads!

Teams

Newcastle United (4-4-2): Tim Krul (G), Danny Simpson, Mike Williamson, Fabricio Coloccini (C), Davide Santon, Ryan Taylor, Cheick Tiote, Yohan Cabaye, Jonas Gutierrez, Shola Ameobi, Demba Ba.

Subs: Steve Harper (G), James Perch, Haris Vuckic, Gabriel Obertan, Hatem Ben Arfa, Sammy Ameobi, Leon Best.

Manchester United (4-4-2): Anders Lindegaard; Antonio Valencia, Phil Jones, Rio Ferdinand, Patrice Evra (c); Nani, Michael Carrick, Ryan Giggs, Park Ji-Sung; Dimitar Berbatov, Wayne Rooney

Subs: David De Gea, Rafael Da Silva, Jess Lingard, Anderson, Paul Pogba, Danny Welbeck, Javier Hernandez.

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132 Responses

  1. TEAM NEWS: Krul, Simpson, Coloccini, Williamson, Santon, R Taylor, Cabaye, Tiote, Jonas, Shola Ameobi, Ba

    Official.

  2. Ben Arfa clock watch predictions….I will go for 63 minutes unless we have an injury.
    Game prediction 5-0 Toon haha

  3. MAN UTD TEAM: Lindegaard, Valencia, Evra, Carrick, Jones, Giggs, Rooney, Nani, Welbeck, Hernandez, Berbatov

  4. is manu’s Lindegaard any good? I looked him up on wikipedia but it only says goals scored 0 in 9 games – what about let in? Let’s put him under pressure !
    HWTL

  5. mittch says:
    January 4, 2012 at 7:21 pm

    “anyone know a site for live feed?”

    Was just getting on to that Mitch. Does anyone know the Man Utd subs?

  6. Worky – David De Gea, Rafael Da Silva, Jess Lingard, Anderson, Paul Pogba, Danny Welbeck, Javier Hernandez

  7. Can’t be arsed to read all the previous comments on the other thread, so if this has been mentioned already, apologies…

    Ben Arfa’s been talking:

    “I knew it would take time to get back. But it has been four months now and I feel I’m ready,” he said.

    “I’m completely fit and believe I’m able to play more than I have done so far.

    “When I see fans in the street, they always ask me why I am not playing. I respond it’s not my decision. I scored at Bolton but then was still on the bench for the next game. I wasn’t surprised though.

    “The manager makes his choices and I have to respect them. But it’s true we don’t share quite the same philosophy. For him, it’s more crosses, a more direct style, whereas I like to pass and move, like Swansea played against us recently.”

    So Pardew plays a direct style? Really :-)

  8. Penalty-Spot says:
    January 4, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    “http://nutjob.eu/ really good stream last game. Not showing yet but probably will at 8.”

    Aye, it does look like a decent stream. Got to be careful of those “download this download that, you need pluging to play stream etc” links on most of ’em though, they look very Trojany.

  9. Hey, what’s that on the shirts? “Money”- what does ot mean? I don’t understand the meaning. New sponsor or protest to M Asley? Any ideas?

  10. old boy says:
    January 4, 2012 at 8:19 pm

    “Hey, what’s that on the shirts? “Money”- what does ot mean? I don’t understand the meaning. New sponsor or protest to M Asley? Any ideas?”

    Virgin Money old boy.

  11. What ? are we handicapped here? i only count ten in the lineup, must be very confident of winning.
    Who’s playing on the right wing?
    This gadgie Pardew has to go, his tactics are ancient and obvious, used to be dont change a winning side, now it’s dont change a loosing side.
    Cant believe he has left out HBA and Santon again.

  12. Phisix says:
    January 4, 2012 at 8:33 pm

    “Even the commentator said weve had 6 decisions go against us.”

    Butch Wilkins Phisix.

    Webb’s going to have to think of some way of evening things up now.

  13. What a finish by BA he’s fookin insane…that effort against liverpool was mad as a hatter

  14. I hear you Phisix. At this point I’m willing to keep him tied up in my basement between matches!

  15. We need to offer him a new contract to keep him. Ben arfa in the 2nd half will love all this passing

  16. Commentator on about making ends meet to keep Collo….FFS Mike Ashley is a COCKEND

  17. sirjasontoon says:
    January 4, 2012 at 8:55 pm

    “WTF is Steven Taylor wearing….looks like a proper TIT.
    #londonstyles”

    I was thinking the same thing SJT, though that certainly isn’t “London style”

    #TeachersPetTaylor

  18. Well, i think first half was one of the best performances against Man utd. We haven’t got win for 10 years. Come on, we are almost there. Just have a little more confident and dont’ try to KEEP this result till 90 min.

    Cabayeeeeeee – the strike of the year

  19. We’re playing like lions. Come on, lads, leave your hearts on the pitch and the win will be ours.
    think it’s time for a little more control, so may be bring Ben Arfa in

  20. Does anybody know if the contract with Bank of Englad is going to provide extra money for transfers this window. Haven’t heard about that new sponsorship

  21. old boy says:

    January 4, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    “Does anybody know if the contract with Bank of Englad is going to provide extra money for transfers this window. Haven’t heard about that new sponsorship”

    It’s “Virgin Money” old boy. The Bank Of England doesn’t do sponsorship.

  22. So, we need a bid for quality striker, because all of this match would be a “killing of potential” if Pardew doesn’t bring a goalscorer and stay in Europe league spots.
    Actually 7th in premiership qualifies for Europe, right?

  23. tunyc says:
    January 4, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    “Alright, it’s official. AP has beef with HBA. No doubt.”

    I know that Best isn’t a midfielder, but it could be more about defence in the latter stages of the game tunyc.

  24. But he could have put him on for Cabaye directly, no? I don’t think Perch makes us a better team defensively, whereas HBA would help keep the ball. Just my 2 cents.

  25. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with him.

    I would have put on Sammy ahead of Obertan, but AP is in love with the latter, so there you go.

  26. FOOKING AMAZING….MIKE ASHLEY GET THE FOOK OUT OF NEWCASTLE LET US PUSH ON WITHOUT YOU

  27. Well Chucky@35……you got it right again….. :oops: :oops:

    Pardew got it spot on again, what a performance from the lads !

  28. Munich Mag Pardew got it spot on again.

    Spin the fooking wheel enough times then yeah.

  29. does the 7th from Premiership play in europe?
    hope man utd won’t make a bid for Tiote and Ba stays as long as possible
    Happy first win over Man utd from the last 10 years.
    Waiting for highlights to put them in my golden collection :)

  30. Awesome that….let’s get rid of Mike Ashley get the stadium name back and move on.
    AMAZING TONIGHT…..TOON TOON THE BLACK AND WHITE ARMY.

    Not a racist overtone SuperMac…BTW.

  31. old boy says:
    January 4, 2012 at 10:06 pm

    “does the 7th from Premiership play in europe?”

    I think it depends on the winners and runners up in the domestic cup competitions old boy.

  32. Witters says:
    January 4, 2012 at 10:10 pm

    “Aye Chuck must be feeling really silly right now Munich!!”

    You and Munich are such boorish pricks. Fuck off and die, it will make the world a better place.

  33. Are you serious worky? Why dont you go scam some other mugs out of hard earned cash you stupid fcuking Cnut!

    You’re a fcuking prick….fact about the only fact written on this piece of shit

    FCUK YOU YOU CNUT

  34. WOW what a smashing performance all round, think Pards should consider rotating Guti a bit but other than that, a grand performance for all to see!!!

  35. Amazin night what a performance fookin brilliant. Cabaye goal top class as well as ba’s.

    FEED THE SHEEP. AND THAY WILL BAAAA

    COLEEN IS A SLAPPER SHE WEARS A WONDER BRA WHEN SHE SHAGING ROONEY SHE THINKS OF DEMBA BA

  36. Sorry Clinton but fcuking livid. Bang out of order. He can give it but can’t fcuking take it, typical behaviourbof a sickly hypochondriac thief.

    I’m going leaving the thieving little cnut to it. Just ashame we aren’t in some Arabic country where they chop hands off for thieving cos that would have added bonus of him not been able to type.

    Worky once again you are a cnut, you fcuk off and die (which most likely given how ill you generally are)

  37. best performance of the season bar none, cheik tiote was my motm to be honest.
    shola held the ball up well tonight, and did what he was asked, instead of his all arms and legs routine.

    why isn’t cabaye taking more of the free kicks?, he’s different class to raylor.
    demba ba will be one hell of a miss, saw he has another string to his bow, in terms of his workrate.
    he covered nearly every blade of grass tonight.

    clint, that mock up toon shirt, turned out to be the real deal lol.

  38. Witters,

    ok mate, fair enough, but please spare the rest of us your anger man especially on this great occasion.
    Worky hasn’t robbed anyone mate.

    He asked for help & got it. He does a great job with this site.

    Gutted that you 2 have fell out but lets please leave it at that man.
    Cheers.

  39. Trojan,

    whey hey, do ya’ think the new top/sponsors did the trick?

    :)

    What a game, hey?

    :)

  40. clint, best they have played all season for me, everything just clicked on the night.
    although manc usa didn’t seem at it for me tonight, apart from that 10 minute spell they had, midway through the second.
    apart from that last ditch save on the line, they never looked like scoring for me.
    you can only beat what’s put in front of you, and you dont get many nights turning fergie’s lads ower.
    you just saviour these moments, when they come along.

  41. Trojan,

    aye mate.
    Damn right!

    We out played them & made ’em look bad,
    Didn’t give ’em a sniff.

    Cabaye cut everything out, he was a beast, my man of the match by far.

    2 amazing goals from Ba & Cabaye!

    Enjoy!
    ;)

  42. CLiNT FLiCK says:
    January 4, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    “Behave man!

    Howay!”

    I’m sorry Clint, I just get so bored with malignant little trolls with a chip on their shoulder sometimes. Cowards like that ruin the Internet. They only ever come on here is to have a pop at someone.

  43. worky,
    divn’t apologize mate.

    I understand, everyone loses their blob now & then man.

    Deep breath brother!

    ;)

  44. TROJAN RECORDS, 73 says:
    January 4, 2012 at 10:45 pm

    “here witters, that’s a bit strang like ffs.”

    So was I to be fair like Trojan. But if they keep dishing it out, they shouldn’t be so surprised when they get it back with interest. ;-)

  45. worky, i think he’s got a chip on his shoulder, if that’s his picture on his avatar.
    he looks like a refugee from “wayne’s world”, partied on, far too much, now he’s a fat c**t, excellent.
    only kidding witters.

  46. 103
    Avatar workyticket says:
    January 4, 2012 at 10:13 pm

    You and Munich are such boorish pricks. Fuck off and die, it will make the world a better place.

    Worky, you think you’re some kind of hard guy sitting behind the key board blasting out abuse towards people ? You wouldn’t say that to my face you dumb prick.

    Clint don’t try and defend Worky, because Worky the foul mouthed idiot started the PERSONAL abuse here. Take time to read the comments. The fool is lying, and hiding behind the internet, and abusing people personally at the same time.

    Worky you are BANG out of order you cretin.

  47. Witters & Munchen Mag
    Need attention ?
    Find another way, personal attacks on others is not something most readers want to see.
    Why are you guys so angry ?
    C’mon lighten up !

  48. Chuck@122. My comment was directed at your anti Pardew comment, which you got horribly wrong. That was purely a tongue in cheek smart ass comment from me directed in your direction. HOWEVER, if you want people being angry and down right personally abusive, look at Worky’s comments at 103m in which he wished that I would “fuck off and die”…

    I have never gotten that angry or abusive with ANYONE on this blog. The responsibility for the swearing and abuse lies at Worky’s door. He is just to cowardly to admit it and apologise, the tit.

  49. Munich Mag says:

    January 5, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    “I have never gotten that angry or abusive with ANYONE on this blog. The responsibility for the swearing and abuse lies at Worky’s door. He is just to cowardly to admit it and apologise, the tit.”

    Munich isn’t it a little ironic to say that you don’t get angry or abusive with people on this blog whilst being angry and abusive? You hardly ever stop, though I will admit that you aren’t as nasty and disturbed as Witters. If you don’t get “angry” or “abusive” what are all the comment below about? It’s only a few of the most recent ones from the last few times you came on here with the sole intent of abusing people. BTW, what do you mean when so say that you have people “cornered” on here, do you imagine that you are some kind of “cyberbully”?

    Munich Mag
    Submitted on 2011/11/26 at 3:14 pm

    Andy Spack…keep your retarded nose out of things..

    Munich Mag
    Submitted on 2011/11/26 at 3:15 pm

    You too chucky…

    Munich Mag
    Submitted on 2011/11/26 at 2:35 pm

    sirjasontoon…you, make me unhappy ? Far from it mate. Every time I read your gash twaddle you make me laugh.

    Munich Mag
    Submitted on 2011/11/25 at 9:34 pm

    gash crack as usual

    Munich Mag
    Submitted on 2011/11/26 at 8:32 am

    see…..gash crack as usual

    Munich Mag
    Submitted on 2011/11/06 at 7:10 pm

    Andy Spack ..what do you know about me you fool. Better being an also ran than a zero I would imagine..

    Chucky…am I getting you wound up cos I’m not following your and Andy Macs anti Pardew blather..?

    The only reason I come on this site is to have a laugh at the drivel you and your henchman spout in the name of following NUFC…

    Munich Mag
    Submitted on 2011/11/06 at 6:53 pm

    What’s up Chucky…did I use too many difficult words for you @11 ?

    Munich Mag
    Submitted on 2011/11/06 at 6:48 pm

    Wehey the muppet show has started….

    Munich Mag
    Submitted on 2011/11/06 at 6:47 pm

    Chucky….you don’t need to try and fathom out football mate, cos to be honest you haven’t got a clue. Is that elequent enough for you ?

    Munich Mag
    Submitted on 2011/11/05 at 10:58 pm

    What a load of bollocks…

    Munich Mag
    Submitted on 2011/11/03 at 8:10 pm

    Dear Workey and your Brazilian Garrincha mate with the long weapon who you tend to drool over…

    WORKEY
    Apologise for sicking Munchen on you…..

    You mean that “Shakespeare” workey ?

    That’s the inane twaddle and personal abuse I’m talking about you fool.

    Munich Mag
    Submitted on 2011/11/02 at 8:41 pm

    “He probably just thinks that the better part of valour is discretion with some people. ”……

    Worky and Chucky…as usual when you cannot offer a decent argument resort to inane twaddle and personal abuse……par for the course.

    Worky, I just asked you a simple question and you didn’t have the decency to answer me.

  50. Ah yeah right typical gash from you Worky.

    If you posted the FULL dialogue which you quote above, the approach to the majority of those postings, you will see that I am more often than not RESPONDING to personal abuse, not causing it, you joker.

    There again, it all pales into insignificance compared to “You and Munich are such boorish pricks. Fuck off and die, it will make the world a better place.”…..

    :shock:

  51. “Munich Mag says:
    January 5, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    “Ah yeah right typical gash from you Worky.

    If you posted the FULL dialogue which you quote above, the approach to the majority of those postings, you will see that I am more often than not RESPONDING to personal abuse, not causing it, you joker.”

    Munich, Where are all these examples? It’s complete and utter shite I’m afraid apart from the example above. That was aimed at Witters more than yourself and I admit that I wasn’t particularly proud of it. You gave the game away yourself when you wrote:

    “The only reason I come on this site is to have a laugh at the drivel you and your henchman spout in the name of following NUFC…”

    And that has been obvious from the tone of your comments on here for a long while now.

  52. Worky, whatever, spin it the way you like….to suit your agenda.

    My tone of comments will always remain this way, because I disagree with a lot of things which you and your two anti-Pardew mates post.

    If you post the FULL dialogue from which you are accusing me above, you will notice the personal attacks come from 2 blokes who post on here. They know who they are, you know who they are too, because they do it all the time. However, I have never noticed you reprimand them in any way, which is pretty weak imo.

  53. Munich Mag says:
    January 5, 2012 at 9:33 pm

    “If you post the FULL dialogue from which you are accusing me above, you will notice the personal attacks come from 2 blokes who post on here. They know who they are, you know who they are too, because they do it all the time”

    If they “do it all the time”, then you shouldn’t have too much difficulty posting all of this unprovoked abuse yourself Munich. Apologies for going over the same ground, but you have made it perfectly clear that the only reason you come on to this site is:

    “to have a laugh at the drivel you and your henchman spout in the name of following NUFC…”

    There is an example above anyway. You attacked Chuck and he didn’t respond. I think that someone else commented on it so I wrote, as I posted above:

    “He probably just thinks that the better part of valour is discretion with some people. ”……

    “Worky and Chucky…as usual when you cannot offer a decent argument resort to inane twaddle and personal abuse……par for the course.”

    Is that what you mean by “personal abuse” Munich? because you’re a very delicate, sensitive little flower if it is!

    Though not so much when you’re dishing it out.

  54. Worky…you have some sort of problem, selective recognition syndrome or something.

    You very clearly posted this statement, of which there is ABSOLUTELY no doubt :-

    “You and Munich are such boorish pricks. Fuck off and die, it will make the world a better place.”…..

    You will NEVER EVER find me using such disgraceful language in ANY of my postings. As usual, you are in a corner and spinning the truth in your favour.

    I admit to having a shot at certain persons on this blog, but only regarding there opinions on NUFC, which I invariably disagree with.

    However, wishing someone to “Fuck off and die” is something completely different.

  55. You couldn’t find anythibng Munich. You’re like one of those pathetic little bullies who starts crying and running back to their mummies when someone eventually hits them back. You’re pathetic and risible.

  56. Worky…I grew up in the toon you fool, I can take it on the chin as well as anyone, blog wise especially…

    However….as you kindly pointed out…

    “You and Munich are such boorish pricks. Fuck off and die, it will make the world a better place.”…..

    It’s there in black and white, that’s what gets my back up you fool. None of my shipyard banter stoops to your low level though, that’s for sure.