4th place may not be enough for the Champions League
Posted on April 25th, 2012 | 115 Comments |
Newcastle United could suffer if Chelsea prevail with their European ventures this season. It might mean that only the top 3 positions in the Premier League qualify for the Champions League.
There are those who would tell you that there’s no such thing as luck and that its all down to averages and subjective determination. I can however reveal exclusively to NUFCBlog.org readers that this is not the case.
With the aid of a particle accelerator in my kitchen – some would call it a blender – I have discovered a couple of subatomic particles. One is called the ‘chancion’ and, as every particle has its antiparticle, the other is called the ‘antichancion’. These particles stream towards Earth from the centre of black holes – and indeed vast astro-blenders – and it’s the antichancions at work when you stub your toe, when the day your car breaks down is the only day in the last year you forgot your mobile phone, and when the clear sky that was there when you started your walk turns apocalyptic at exactly the furthest point from home and you have to hitch a ride back on Noah’s Ark. And so on and so forth.
Thus I fear that St James’ Park is under siege from antichancions at the moment, possibly because Stamford Bridge has all the chancions. I am of course talking about Chelsea’s progress in this season’s Champions League.
Despite some astonishing statistics in Barcelona’s favour and despite going down to 10 men, Chelsea have prevailed over the Spaniards and made it to the Champions League final. They will now go on to play either Real Madrid or Bayern Munich in the final, depending upon the outcome of tonight’s game. If Chelsea should win that final it will have knock-on effect for us.
The Champions League winners are automatically qualified for next season’s Champions League and, if they haven’t otherwise qualified for the Champions League by virtue of their Premier League finishing position, it’s at the expense of the 4th place slot. So if we did finish well and managed 4th place, which would normally qualify us for the Champions League for the first time since 2003-2004, we’ll find ourselves dumped out of it and into the Europa League anyway.
In such circumstances England do get an additional Europa League spot – meaning 4 teams instead of 3 will qualify for it – but even if we didn’t finish 4th it could have an effect on which round we qualify for in the Europa League. The team that did finish 4th would take the best qualifying spot from the team finishing 5th and everyone else would drop down a slot. Or at least I think that’s the way it works.
Of course the simplest way to be certain of qualification for the Champions League is to brush Arsenal aside and take 3rd place. They’re currently just 3 points ahead and we have a match in hand over them so they’re certainly not out of reach.
If truth be told I’m just pleased that we are where we are but if we did manage to finish 4th we’d have to don our Spanish or German hats and hope that Real Madrid or Bayern Munich prevail over Chelsea in the Champions League final. Otherwise we could find ourselves rather cruelly deprived of a Champions League place, which in my opinion would be nothing to do with Chelsea’s tactics or quality of play – it’s all to do with subatomic particles!
Correct me if i’m wrong but,
didn’t this all come about when liverpool complained royally about winning the CL then finishing 5th behind local rivals everton in the league, then using their not inconsiderable weight on fifa/uefa to get a ‘backdoor’ entry the following year?
Surely, the precedent was set & now they’ve changed it again, so therefore the precedent has been set that precedents can be set whenever/whomever/why ever?
:)
Oh! Thought not.
Anyhoo,
surely there’s still a way that liverpool can get a CL slot, not least, for just being liverpool.
:)