Pardew attempts to further clarify Enrique’s controversial comments
Posted on February 22nd, 2011 | 83 Comments |
Enrique’s comments to a Spanish magazine last week caused a bit of a stir and Alan Pardew has attempted to further clarify them, which Enrique insists were taken out of context by the British press.
Pardew said:
“Jose was upset about it on Thursday. He was upset with how it had been reported – he made that plain to me.
“I said to him ‘Look, it happens.’ It happens to me and I’m experienced with the media over my playing career and my time in management.
“But the most important thing with the Jose Enrique situation is that it really hasn’t changed. We’re not safe and he doesn’t want to talk to us until we’re safe.
“That is what we discussed yesterday. We will worry about the next game and I look forward to talking to Jose and his advisors when we’re safe. But our immediate priority is to win the next game – and to get to the 40-point mark.“
Now, in the olden days the entire world spoke Geordie, but some mackems decided to build a tower reaching to heaven to guide them to the (Stadium of) light. This ‘Tower of Babel’ really got God’s Holy dander up about some health and safety issues, so he popped down to do some smiting and scattered the people across the world and confounded their languages.
As a result we now have Eskimos, Indians, Chinamen, Pygmies and all the races of the world speaking various different languages. God even used all the leftover L’s and Y’s to create Welsh because he particularly wanted to confound anyone having anything to do with the Welsh.
So, to get back to the point, Jose’s comments in Spain’s Marca magazine were first translated (possibly by a Welshman) and then extracted to suit whatever story the press wanted to print.
The truth is however somewhere in the middle. As far as I can understand with only holiday Spanish and Google Translate at my disposal, Enrique does say he wants to play Champion’s League football, complains about certain ‘broken promises’ and indicates the door is most definitely open to offers.
So where does this leave us?
Possibly nowhere useful, so maybe the best thing to do is just wait and see what happens in the summer.
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