No way Jose! Enrique procrastinates while Liverpool ponders
Posted on February 14th, 2011 | 64 Comments |
A couple of things are annoying me at the moment. The first is a rat that’s moved in under the decking at the bottom of my garden, which has horrified my wife. It has apparently done this because my wife puts bird food out and nobody told the rat that there’s no such thing as a free lunch. I thought about giving the blunderbuss to my personal concierge and asking him to rid me of the rodent, but then I realised I don’t have a blunderbuss. Or a personal concierge.
We stopped with the bird food but that doesn’t seem to have encouraged the rat to move out. Presumably he’s found something else to eat.
So, I called the council and they will indeed remove said rat for a fee but this in itself is a problem. When they say ‘remove’, I think they really mean ‘kill’ because I can’t imagine the council runs a sideline in re-homing errant rats. Now I’ll admit I don’t like the way this rat sits on the decking in broad daylight and gives me an arrogant look, but I’m soft and one thing I can’t abide is cruelty to animals, so I don’t want it killed.
So there’s a stand off. My wife’s telling me to get rid of that rat, I’m reluctant to have it killed, the rat’s giving me funny looks and I’m being sorely tried by the whole situation.
None of that is, however, relevant to this post, which is about the second thing that annoys me at the moment: transfer speculation. I can cope with speculation about who we might buy, but I’m not keen on speculation about players leaving the club. Which brings me to Jose Enrique.
Jose will apparently not commit to a new contract until Newcastle are safe from relegation, about which Alan Pardew said:
“Jose’s situation is simple. He’s made it clear that he won’t talk to us until we’re safe. What are we now, 32 points? Well we’re not safe, are we?
“So that makes the situation clear and, to be honest, it makes a lot of sense for both him and us. He is an outstanding player and we know that. He is an important player for this team because a lot of our play goes through him.
“He is involved in a lot of the good stuff that we do and I thought he was superb against Blackburn. In terms of technique and impact, I thought he was the best player on the pitch by some distance.”
This is then coupled with rumours about Liverpool’s interest in Enrique. Apparently Damien Comolli, Liverpool’s Director of Football Strategy, was watching him play this weekend. This is on top of the previous rumours that Manchester United might also be interested in Enrique.
Speculation has bids in the region of £15m for Enrique who, if you remember, we signed for £6.3m from Villarreal. I wonder if more than double the money for the talented left back is too much for Ashley to resist.
Anyway, that’s the second thing that annoys me. It could all just be idle speculation but I don’t like it. I personally think it would be a bigger loss to lose Enrique than it was to lose Carroll.
Cheers for the verb correction Huge… to prevaricate (as I would have it in my previous post) is not to procrastinate. There’s no need to dole out the 1000 lines Hugh, I’ve started on ’em!