The Michael Owen brochure part two.
Posted on June 20th, 2009 | 17 Comments |
The second part.
The end.
The second part.
The end.
I’m literally gobsmacked.
Bowburn, write a little commentary on it if you have the time?
this will put clubs off rather than make them sign him. i honestly think he will not find a club.
worky – I wouldn’t know where to start mate.
I’m off out now but I’ll have a bash when I get back in.
Another point I forgot to mention. The medical report is written by a physiotherapist who acts as a consultant physiotherapist to Michael and other ‘key players’ so is clearly being paid by them. The medical expert is not a doctor, but states ‘In my opinion Michael will play at the highest level for many years to come -trouble free’
Mmhh wonder why they couldn’t get a doctor to write that!
Dear lord…..
What is with brochures?
Deb – Like Martin Samuel has already pointed out, this fella is looking after some of the most injury-prone footballers in recent history. Hardly the best USP.
I see they’re covering the bases in the summary too. Suggesting he probably would have signed if Shearer was permanent manager but that his future probably lies elsewhere now. Keeping everyone sweet just in case.
Seriously though, that brochuer……
Bunch of muppets the lot of em
im i back
Yes eventually I can post again.
Sorry about that Toon. Did you get my message?
Everyone else has been ok, but the anti spam seems to think that you write just like a spammer! lol.
Yes got the message, but whats a spammer?
Toon_Factor says:
June 20, 2009 at 1:38 pm (Edit)
“Yes got the message, but whats a spammer?”
Someone who sends out thousands of unsolicited e.mails to people, usually trying to sell them stuff. You can also get spam comments in ‘blogs too.
Are ok, anyway I hope the Brochure does the opposite and put people off buying him, that would be hilarious!
Oh boy.
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The BS continues…. They talk averages ie goals per game over his career and yet also provide annual attainment data which clearly demonstrate downward trends. Not good marketing at all…inconsistent messaging.